Sunday, May 17, 2015

The Not So Emergency Room

Daniel sat in the aromatic waiting room. Each page turn of last October's Forbes Magazine made him all the more aware of the blood pooling in his grocery bag galoshes. The nail had run right through attaching his foam thong to the bottom of his foot like flypaper. The dried blood between his toes was the biggest reminder. There wasn’t even pain anymore, just a dull itching that made him look back down at his foot every ten or fifteen seconds.
“It’s not gushing. It’s a clean through, you’re gonna have ta wait.” The nurse hadn’t even looked him in the eye during her diagnosis. “Short staffed taday, Jesus is a-comin’.”
He noticed the television, older than he or anyone he knew would own hanging precariously above the dented water fountain in the corner of the room. The local weather was scrolling across, clipped and distorted by the dinosaur machine, subtitled in Spanish even though the volume was muted. “Un sistema de baja presión se moverá desde el norte por el Martes.”
The timer on his phone read: three hours and fifty six minutes. He had almost been there four hours on Easter Sunday. He was wasting away two thousand miles from home in an unfamiliar hospital, waiting for a doctor unlucky enough to be called in to pry Daniel’s stupidity from his foot. He stood, balancing his weight on the right, less punctured foot and hobbled back towards the exit sign.
“Mistah Kelly, the Doc 'ill see ya now.”

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