Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Dance Mom

            Mr. Carmichael took the receiver of his office phone and lightly bashed himself repeatedly over the brow, scolding himself into his chest.
            “Mr. Carmichael, are you alright in there?” His assistant knocked worriedly on the door and without waiting for a response let herself into his office. Her pencil skirt locked her hips in place giving her a walk that the other women in the office chuckle when she walked by, like her hips had hinges and never rotated.
            “Yeah, Alison.” He waved her away with one hand, the other still lightly slapping the grey office phone against his now red brow.
            “On a scale of menial chores to sleeping on the house how bad did you screw up this time?” She persisted, taking a seat at one of the chairs in front of the desk. She crossed her legs and leaned forward in some anatomical anomaly.
            “Sabrina’s dance recital is sold out.” Mr. Carmichael breathed heavily as he returned the receiver to the grey machine with a satisfying click.
            “How did they run out?”
            Mr. Carmichael let his leather chair recline, his head bobbing into a line of sunlight clipping through the downturned blinds.  He kicked his shoes off, letting them slap against the wooden inside of his desk. “Apparently one mother is having everyone she knows within one hundred miles attend. They bought over two hundred tickets and they just sold out last week.” He bounced back harder in the chair until it toppled over.
            “That bitch.”

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